What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Do women really cheat more than men?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

How can I decorate my house creatively?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”